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Kels in Wonderland

Kels in Wonderland

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January 30, 2017

10 Makeup-Related Reasons I’m Late

Because winged-eyeliner is hard! Right, ladies? True story, though — even if I start getting ready an hour beforehand, I’m likely still not gonna get out the door in time.  It’s not that I don’t want to be on time, or I’m okay with being late (I hate being late, actually). Sometimes, it can’t be helped. So if I’m late it’s usually because…

1- I’m still doing my eyebrows

I’m really good at doing at my right eyebrow.  My left one is the ugly duckling to the glorious swan that is my right eyebrow. The day that I get both of them to look the same, and not terrible, you better believe that I will be taking some selfies. Not for Instagram, but for my personal “feel good on a bad eyebrow day” collection.

eyebrow

2- I’m applying, fixing and reapplying liquid eyeliner

Repeat cycle indefinitely.

liner

3- I blinked while putting on my mascara

And ruined 20 minutes of artistic prowess.

poke

4- I left the house without applying deodorant

*Cue major presentation in front of entire company*

 

5- I walked past a mirror with different lighting than my bathroom

Why does makeup looks yellow/pink/white/matte/shiny/tan/etc./etc./etc.????

 

6- I saw a bump on my face

So, obviously, I had to attack it.

face

7- Trying to now cover the mess I made in #6

Without looking like I paper machéd my face.

cover up2

 

8- I dropped my foundation brush on the floor

Right beside the toilet. Or in the toilet.

brushes

9- For some ungodly reason, I decided to rub my eyes

rub eyes

 

10- I ran out of something essential

MUST STOP FOR PRODUCT EN ROUTE….. *shows up 2 hours late*

sephora2

 

 

sephora makeup winged eyeliner

Next time I will make it on-time, promise 😉  What’s your number one beauty thang that keeps you from running out the door? Share with me in the comments!

 

Want more funny list stuff? Check out these posts:

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*all images from the google or pexels.com, though I would have created these memes myself if I wasn’t so lazy.*

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Kelsinwonderland

Kelsi is a former professional athlete with serious wanderlust and an obsession with fonts and all things pizza. This new mom lives in Toronto with her husband and twin babies.

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14 Comments
  • Margaret Appel
    April 16, 2017

    Oh my goodness! I thought I was the ONLY ONE that ever had so much trouble getting my makeup on perfect and out the door on time. I feel for ya, I really do!

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  • Leslie C
    April 16, 2017

    All very valid reasons in my opinion!

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  • Heydy
    February 5, 2017

    ha ha ha !!! Kelsi you’re hilarious. I’ve cut down on my make up and I’m still usually 5 mins late 😂

    Reply
  • rachel
    February 5, 2017

    Ha! OMG don’t judge but i totally started putting my makeup on in the car. I’m lazy 😛 😛

    Reply
  • jessica lynn
    February 2, 2017

    these are great! and so, so true!

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  • jessica lynn
    February 2, 2017

    Ha! These are great, and so, so true.

    Reply
  • Tamara Goyette
    February 2, 2017

    All of them perfectly legit reasons. I hate when you accidently stab yourself in the eye with a mascara wand… freaking hurts!

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  • Ashley Peavey
    February 2, 2017

    HaHA yes! all so true!

    Reply
  • justine
    February 1, 2017

    LOL! Yes, all of these are reasons why I’m always late. Luckily my asian eyes are perfect for winged liner because all I have to do is extend past my eye! HAAAY! but the reason why I’m late? allergies. I apply mascara with the ugly mascara face then.. sneeze. the. worst. and now you have to start all over again. terrible.

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  • Jade
    February 1, 2017

    Haha I’m literally always late! Totally relate!

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  • Natalie
    February 1, 2017

    I made the list for ALL of these reasons! haha

    The rubbing of the eyes is so me. Also, the eyebrow reason because those MUST be on point. Thank you for sharing!

    Natalie

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  • Bry Jaimea
    February 1, 2017

    hahaha loving these! I came in here ready to be all “Now now, there’s never an excuse to be late!” only to realise that yep, if I am ever late it’s definitely due to mismatched eyebrows or winged liner!

    Reply
  • kristin mccarthy
    February 1, 2017

    I have the ultimate reason- actually four of them- ages 2-9!

    Reply
  • My Sister is a Badass Parkour Chick – Kelsinwonderland
    May 31, 2016

    […] week I shared a few beauty related reasons why I may or may not be tardy on a semi-regular basis. Today, I’m going to share with you a pretty awesome reason why my […]

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