Because winged-eyeliner is hard! Right, ladies? True story, though — even if I start getting ready an hour beforehand, I’m likely still not gonna get out the door in time. It’s not that I don’t want to be on time, or I’m okay with being late (I hate being late, actually). Sometimes, it can’t be helped. So if I’m late it’s usually because…
1- I’m still doing my eyebrows
I’m really good at doing at my right eyebrow. My left one is the ugly duckling to the glorious swan that is my right eyebrow. The day that I get both of them to look the same, and not terrible, you better believe that I will be taking some selfies. Not for Instagram, but for my personal “feel good on a bad eyebrow day” collection.
2- I’m applying, fixing and reapplying liquid eyeliner
Repeat cycle indefinitely.
3- I blinked while putting on my mascara
And ruined 20 minutes of artistic prowess.
4- I left the house without applying deodorant
*Cue major presentation in front of entire company*
5- I walked past a mirror with different lighting than my bathroom
Why does makeup looks yellow/pink/white/matte/shiny/tan/etc./etc./etc.????
6- I saw a bump on my face
So, obviously, I had to attack it.
7- Trying to now cover the mess I made in #6
Without looking like I paper machéd my face.
8- I dropped my foundation brush on the floor
Right beside the toilet. Or in the toilet.
9- For some ungodly reason, I decided to rub my eyes
10- I ran out of something essential
MUST STOP FOR PRODUCT EN ROUTE….. *shows up 2 hours late*
Next time I will make it on-time, promise 😉 What’s your number one beauty thang that keeps you from running out the door? Share with me in the comments!
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*all images from the google or pexels.com, though I would have created these memes myself if I wasn’t so lazy.*