Guys, getting old is weird. But, it's also kind of hilarious. Like, who in their right mind gets excited these days going to bed before midnight, taking a multivitamin, or the possibility of selling most of what you own to buy the ever-elusive Vitamix? I do. We do. I am that person now. I go shopping for new sheets and towels because even though I have perfectly acceptable ones at home, there are softer ones out there that my skin needs. There are bathmats that actually match each other than can actually fit under that tiny incomprehensible space between the b[...]
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